ordering300sandwiches

Ordered Sandwich #1: The Shitty Bacon, Egg and Cheese on a Roll

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Today I ordered J a scrambled egg and cheese with bacon on a roll from the local deli. The sandwich was delivered two hours late, and without the promised bacon. Upon this discovery, I looked at J and said, “You better get used to disappointment. You’re 299 sandwiches away from a lifetime’s worth.”